...takes two or three days to prepare. It involves using a dyson, several plastic bags, a cocktail shaker, paint rollers and trays, an aerosol spray, lots of banging things on counters and sweat. This homage to Seventies kitsch cooking takes so much effort to make that you would actually lose weight just making it. However, I think Heston is missing a trick here. All the layers in his gateau have a perfectly acceptable, ready made, authentically 1970s equivalent which means you could knock together a Blumenthaley-stylee-gateau in about ten minutes and save a load of money. So here is my alternative recipe: For the biscuit base - use two or four Jaffa Cakes (this saves you having to make the apricot compote) Place a bar of milk chocolate Aero on the top of the base Add a layer of chocolate Instant Whip Add some cherries (glace or tinned) Add a good thick slice of chocolate Swiss Roll which has been soaked in kirsch Add another Aero (optional) Add another layer of Instant Whip Add some
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Yet all they did was treat him like a boring old fart who should be in an old people's home.
You know something's wrong when the likes of Ian H think he's been "brave" in coming out (or that it might be news who didn't spot him as "the obligatory gay member" within five seconds of first seeing Steps perform).
Personally I'm hoping he gets voted out early so I can have my evenings back - he's the ONLY reason I'm watching Celeb Big Brother right now, and it's sad to see him being so modest about his past movies as if nobody could be expected to remember them or him.
My hope is that he will do something surprising... or better still... really dark. happy New Year by the way.
It does sound like he's been the one at fault, but I guess we'll have to wait to see the footage to see who was in the right and who was in the wrong.
I must say if I'd got to spend more than 5 minutes with Jade Goody's mother (or 10 minutes with Jade) I think I'd have walked too!